Price: $10.99
(as of Nov 13, 2024 18:49:08 UTC - Details)

Liquid Ass is an overwhelming, Stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid Ass are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. Keep out of reach of children.
The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass
Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle
Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray. Smells like ass; only worse
30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions
Looking for funny gag gift. Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid Ass
Reviewer: Kay
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: This spray magically cleaned my house!!!!
Review: This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night:5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up.5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the boyfriend,5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is.5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom.6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can't afford to get caught on this one.7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher.11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning.I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you.

Reviewer: Dancho
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Buy it. You know you want to.
Review: I am usually the victim of pranks at work. I roll with them and never react the way the perpetrators expect. So I get some Liquid Ass and take it to work. First, though, I opened it and sprayed one tiny squirt in the driveway. With the garage door open. Oops. The husband comes home with the kid and comes in through the garage. He starts ranting about a dead animal in the garage and she ran upstairs to her room. An hour later, the cyclone fan was still on in the garage with the door open along with the back door. Heed the warnings: it's a cheap atomizer that leaks. Do not touch the bottle with your fingers: it does not wash off easily.Next day at work, I carefully wrap a wet paper towel around bottle to protect my hand (wearing a glove would be too conspicuous). I sprayed two pumps on the handle of the witch across the hall's office door. Then I sprayed another one on the metal door jambe right at her nose level. Then I casually walked away. I could see her office through the window in mine. Cue her arrival about ten minutes later. By then several people have walked by and gasped/covered their noses/exclaimed something or another. She loudly asks nobody in particular, "What the hell is that smell?" Hand on door knob shoulder rubbing the door jambe. Mission accomplished.A client showed up shortly thereafter to meet with her. He approached the office, said a few words, and left. By then she is smelling her hands over and over, wiping them on her skirt, crying out "What the F@*% is happening?" She walked into my reception area, which caused my assistants to pinch their noses and ask her if she had an accident. I was barely, and I mean barely, keeping my cool while observing this. She goes into her office and a few minutes later, a maintenance man shows up at her door. She runs toward him and he takes a step back and buries his nose in his elbow, shaking his head, and quickly escaped. At that point, I had to close my blinds and laugh until I cried. I am heaving with laughter as I type this.Bottom line: it is not fart smelling at all. It is nauseating. It physically makes me nauseous. Like eating spoiled ranch dressing nauseous. The profile has base notes of rotten, rancid organic material along with decaying mammal flesh. The top notes remind one of fæces of a cat that eats wet food and tuna juice along with a thigh-high pig sty on the hottest, most humid August afternoon in the south. When I was a teenager, I once was at a basketball game and sat behind a morbidly obese woman who was wearing stretchy pants. There is no way in the world that she could have reached her butt to wipe or wash, even with a long-handled brush. She always smelled horrendous, like petri dishes of bacteria growing in the folds of her fat, but mostly she smelled like putrid, festering ass. She hefted herself up and down as best she could the whole game, and when she landed back in her seat, she blasted me and my best friend with a foul, nasty ass smell, right in the face. Liquid Ass is on par with that odor, only really, really concentrated.

Reviewer: Ari Scar
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Extra stinky
Review: I bought this to prank my husband and kids and my only complaint is that the odor is still in the bathroom after 24 hours with only two sprays. This stuff is seriously strong but works sooo good. I couldn’t hold my laugh in so my husband knew I was up to something but I played it off

Reviewer: Aliney
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Disgusting
Review: OMG THIS IS AS THE MOSt NASTIEST SMELL I EVER SMELLED IN MY LIFE. I threw up 🤮 and couldn’t get the smell out of my car. Definitely buy it but remember it’s nasty. It’s, weeks old trash, poop, two weeks old diapers bag, throw up and whatever else that smells bad all together in that little bottle.

Reviewer: Xandra
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Great gift idea
Review: I bought this for my dad's birthday after he saw multiple videos of people being pranked with it and he loved it. It smells absolutely horrible just as advertised.

Reviewer: blistercox54
Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Good joke
Review: Purchased this for a good laugh, but a little expensive for a small container.

Reviewer: John Tracey
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: This has got to be the most foul smelling, weapons grade, essence of pure hell ever conceived. two sprays on the first floor of the building I tested it out in and it was making us gag on the third floor. Best entertainment for 20$ I could ever ask for hahahaPro tip, store the bottle in an airtight container or ziplock bag when not in use. The residual liquid on the sprayer will proliferate in whatever space it’s in when not in use.

Reviewer: عادل عبد الرؤف
Rating: 1.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: صعب التعامل مع المنتج وصعب إستخدام العبوة. يحتاج لشرح واضح لطريقة الاستخدام الصحيحةخدمة العملاء ممتازة فى الرد والاستجابة. وعلى ذلك تقييم خدمة العملاء لدرجة ممتازة

Reviewer: Imraj sk
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: Great product and the smell too

Reviewer: I used this outdoors whilst going fishing, had everyone checking their shoes. 100% smells deadly
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: Absolutely brutal, the funniest thing was watching my work colleagues check their shoes. It absolutely stinks.

Reviewer: Einard
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: This doesn't smell like a fart but rather like someone literally defecated in their pants. It's effective.