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Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including:
"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein"If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali
You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool.

So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.

ASIN ‏ : ‎ B008BAGX52
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Adams Media (September 15, 2011)
Publication date ‏ : ‎ September 15, 2011
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 2990 KB
Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Print length ‏ : ‎ 360 pages
Reviewer: E
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Excellent short read...
Review: If you're on the bus/train, in the bathroom, on break, or whenever you have time to kill, this book is perfect for those situations. The quotes are very funny, smart, and some are even obscure. It's good stuff in here.One of the best book of quotes that I've found in a long time. I definitely recommend this if this is the type of thing you are looking for.

Reviewer: Robert C. Cirese
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: He reports that is is very funny and insightful
Review: I gave it as a gift to another a-hole. He reports that is is very funny and insightful. I read portions and agree. I think it was to good formy friendly a-hole and almost kept it for myself.

Reviewer: Timothy B. Riley
Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars
Title: More witty than crude
Review: "The difference between the almost right word & the right word is really a large matter--it's the difference between the lightning bug and lightning." Mark TwainI love witty, pithy, and slightly smart-as*ed comments. It is as different from vulgarity as lightning is from a lighting bug. Some of my favorite quotes come from Winston Churchill, Mark Twain, Groucho Marx, and Lewis Black. This book has a great variety of some of the cleverest and cutting remarks that have ever been recorded. In my opinion this book has little practical value when it comes to insulting someone in a classy manner, however, it can inspire one to find a more literate way to speak your mind when you are confronted with someone who is confronting you.

Reviewer: Lora
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Beyond LOL
Review: This is the first time that a book drove me to write a review... well I used to shop at physical bookstores they don't need my opinion anyways.But my point is, this is great.. I'm so tired of the "inspirational quotes", not that I ever purchased one, I have heard enough in daily life already.THIS, is a good quote book. I wish I'll find more of these. Books on sarcastic language, honest mockery...Have you noticed something? Have you noticed that books on success and inspiration make you feel bad, like you haven't done well enough? As if you are not happy or positive enough?Now books like this bring the sunshine..the warmth and laughter.Good buy.

Reviewer: Annett Ritter
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Wonderful book
Review: Got this for my middle child for Christmas - not that he needs any help in this department - and I had to look through it. Some of the things in this book had me laughing until I was crying. Great book for the smarta** in your life. Great book!

Reviewer: Mary Quinn
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: love it!
Review: Funny stuff. Perfect gift for the person with road, or park8ng rage. I'm going back to get the 2nd book.

Reviewer: Bit-Kaz Mom
Rating: 3.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Not Many Cheeky Quotes
Review: Of course you’ve got a few great Churchill quotes, but the rest aren’t witty. I don’t know, I was disappointed. Most were dull…

Reviewer: Some Guy
Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Quick Laugh
Review: This book is an entertaining compilation of one liners and sayings that many of us are thinking but few every utter aloud. It's an amusing read while you're in a waiting room, chilling somewhere, etc. It's not something that's in depth but it's a good way to get a quick laugh or kill some time while you wait for something.

Reviewer: drew
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: This is a great collection of excellent and witty quotes. The title might just be to get attention since not all of the quotes are mean, but rather clever. The sections are broken up with some author commentary which you will likely find yourself skipping over to read more cutting and clever quips from notable and notorious figures throughout time. This books makes a great addition to the coffee table. Keeping it in the bathroom could get awkward when your room mate hears you laughing every time you take a dump.

Reviewer: 書斎
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: ばかばかしい、それでいて人をどきっとさせる迷言・名言を約1200収録した書。拾い読みすると面白い：Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.(父さんは笑いは最高の薬であると考えていた。家族の何人かが結核で死んだのはそのせいかと私は思う)/Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs, you’ll go to prison and drugs are really expensive in prison.(麻薬をやってはいけない。麻薬をやると刑務所に入ることになるが、刑務所では麻薬は大金を払わないと手に入らない)。語呂合わせ的なものもある：If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.(もし酒を飲んだらドライブをしてはいけない｡パットすらしてはいけない)。評者が最も気に入ったのはIt is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.(隣人を愛するよりも人類を一つの全体として愛する方が易しい)。一読をお薦めする。

Reviewer: cwn
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: Birthday present for someone - but so good, I picked a copy up for myself.

Reviewer: Jacob Rose
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: We had a good laugh.

Reviewer: Julie D.
Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: Very funny! But I was disapointed that were few quotes in the book. I wasn't fool by the fact that some quotes are written in 11 points and others in 24 points.