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It took me 20 years to compile 800 best jokes. You will find all sorts of jokes in this collection - Animal jokes, Aviation jokes, Baby Jokes, Bar Jokes, Beauty jokes, Bicycle jokes, Bird jokes, Birthday jokes, Blind jokes, Blonde jokes, Bus jokes, Business jokes, Cannibal jokes, Children Jokes, College jokes, Computer jokes, Criminal jokes, Dead and dying jokes, Dentist jokes, Divorce jokes, Doctor jokes, Family jokes, Farmer jokes, Firefighter jokes, Food jokes, Gender Jokes, Hunting Jokes, Husband and wife jokes, Internet jokes, Judge jokes, Kids’ jokes, Lawyer jokes, Lotto jokes, Marriage jokes, Men jokes, Mental health jokes, Military jokes, Money jokes, Occupation Jokes, Office jokes, Old age jokes, Parent jokes, Police Jokes, Political Jokes, Religious jokes, Salesmen jokes, School jokes, Women jokes, And Others Sample This: 001. Sign Language A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on that trip won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so he decided not to return with the others, but took a later plane home - arriving back at 3 a.m. He immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole, and planted the money in it. The following morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole. He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute. On the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man. Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man's house. "You tell this guy that if he doesn't give me back my $100,000 I'm going to kill him!" he screamed at the professor. The professor conveyed the message to his friend, and his friend replied in sign language, "I hid it in my backyard, underneath the cherry tree." The professor turned to the man with the gun and said, "He's not going to tell you. He said he'd rather die first." *************** 002. Dead Dog Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. “Excuse me,” said Joe “dogs are not allowed on board, you have to check it in with the baggage.” The lady wasn’t happy, but Joe was an experienced steward and succeeded in convincing the lady without much of a scene. Upon arrival, Joe took a peek in the cage, and to his great surprise, saw that the dog was dead! Frantic that they may get sued, Joe quickly sent one of his underlings out to town to buy a dog that looked exactly the same. Just in the nick of time, the underling arrived with the dog. They quickly switched dogs and breathed a sigh of relief. “This isn’t my dog!” said the lady as soon as she saw it. “I’m sure it is” insisted Joe “I was very careful about where I put it.” “It’s not my dog” argued the lady, “you see, I was bringing my dog to my hometown to have him buried, and this dog is alive!” *************** 003. Magic Trick Two thieves each sneak into a rich man's party. During dinner, the thieves marveled at how even the cutlery was made of gold, and both decided they would try to steal some. The first thief quietly slipped a golden spoon into his pocket, unaware that the second thief had witnessed this crime. After dinner, the second thief comes up with a way to steal a golden spoon without suspicion being placed on him. He picks up a golden spoon identical to the first and holds it up in front of the party-goers explaining he wishes to show them a magic trick. "And now..." he speaks to the crowd and points towards the first thief, "I will put this spoon into my pocket, and remove it from this gentleman here's own pocket!" ***************
ASIN : B00CCTFS40
Publisher : Manik Joshi (January 25, 2014)
Publication date : January 25, 2014
Language : English
File size : 1725 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Screen Reader : Supported
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
X-Ray : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 402 pages
Page numbers source ISBN : B09GQR9YTG
Reviewer: phillip Bates
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: A very funny books
Review: We all need good jokes ,this book is full of them from the beginning to the end I will keep on laughing thank you.
Reviewer: B. McKee
Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Something here is sure to make you laugh
Review: Out of 800 jokes, surely you will find something funny. There are a few duplications, but pretend the boss is telling the joke and laugh anyway.67
Reviewer: Real Kindle Customer
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Excellent
Review: I couldn't read more than 30-40 jokes at a time, my face would hurt from too much laughing. I hope there's a next volume
Reviewer: G.Rajagopal
Rating: 3.0 out of 5 stars
Title: It's OK.
Review: Like re-reading read joke books
Reviewer: Derek Smith
Rating: 1.0 out of 5 stars
Title: A total rip off so many jokes repeated over and over.
Review: Just repeated jokes to make up the 800Read the whole book just to see how many times they repeated the jokes really disappointing do not BUY
Reviewer: Ed
Rating: 2.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Worst I ever read.
Review: I guess about one out of every five or six is funny. The rest are old, tired, worn out jokes about blonds or bad wives. Had to give up before the finish. Couldn't take any more!
Reviewer: Lorry
Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Good Jokes
Review: Lots of funny jokes. Unfortunately, some are repeated.
Reviewer: mlaverne
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: great while waiting at appointments
Review: a great way to pass the time while waiting at appointments! i read them aloud, but not too loud, to my aunts when i take them to their appointments. other people waiting smile & laugh, too.
Reviewer: Jing Kang
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
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Review: My kid likes it
Reviewer: Frank Wagner
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
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Review: A few repeats but otherwise fun to read and laugh.I sure got a few laughs. I so recommend it.
Reviewer: david massie
Rating: 1.0 out of 5 stars
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Review: some really funny jokes i loved, a great many jokes are excellent to memorise, one or two did leave me non plussed.
Reviewer: Meytjieman
Rating: 1.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: All old jokes and lots of repeats in same book - not funny anymore. There are grammer and spelling mistakes
Reviewer: Ken
Rating: 3.0 out of 5 stars
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Review: Some jokes were amusing. Not laugh out loud funny. I found the book had many spelling mistakes and grammar errors. It also had many of the exact same jokes written exactly the same (word for word) from another book from a different author. Very strange coincidence!