2024 the best jokes of 2023 review
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Uncover the most forehead-slapping, lame jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks ever written in this big book of jokes for kids that will have the whole family laughing.
From classic knock-knock jokes to creative one-liners, this book of offers 500 of the best, most groan-inducing, and simultaneously side-splitting jokes around.
What happened to the illegally parked frog?
He got toad away.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me!
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte.
Why did the duck get sent off the basketball court?
For fowl play.
Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer?
Now he’s a hardened criminal.
What did the manicurist call her son?
Hans.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the picture go to prison?
Because it was framed.
Publisher : Ulysses Press (March 22, 2022)
Language : English
Paperback : 408 pages
ISBN-10 : 161243827X
ISBN-13 : 978-1612438276
Reading age : 10 years and up
Item Weight : 11.2 ounces
Dimensions : 5 x 0.92 x 8 inches
Reviewer: Dollface
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Perectly Awful like I wanted!
Review: I have an uncle who cannot stop telling and posting awful jokes. He was starting to repeat himself and as one of his regular victims I had to remedy this. Now at least I get to hear NEW corny, awful jokes. THANKS!
Reviewer: J
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Fun Lame Jokes for Friends, Family, and Coworkers
Review: I bought this because I like bad jokes and Iâm currently taking a class in the Art of Comedy and this book did not disappoint! The jokes certainly are groan-worthy so donât expect to build a standup routine off this book but theyâre good for killing time at work or making your nephew laugh. The set ups are simple, easy to understand, and the types of jokes alternate with format and using boldtype and such to distinguish the jokes and punchlines easily. Thereâs not really any images but you donât really need them. Most of the jokes are good to tell out loud but some of them make more sense reading them out to yourself, but you should be able to tell by the subject itâs categorized into whether you should tell it to someone else or not. The book is organized by subject of joke and the type to make finding the perfect joke for someone easy, which is nice. It really is set up to tell lame jokes out loud and is great for when youâre having people over or are killing time.
Reviewer: Xan. Belzley
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: I had hours of fun with this book!
Review: This is a great book for reading with friends, borrowing lines for greeting cards, letters, any type of communication. It's a perfect joke book in that it's got a good mix of things-- long jokes, short jokes, jokes of all types, classics and jokes you've never heard before.I think this book would be best for people who regularly need to make their communication more lighthearted. I know many speechwriters have a tough time inserting some humor into a talk. Similarly, if you're responsible for creating a newsletter week after week, it can be exhausting to come up with a new joke each time. That's why this book has been really well-designed. It's categorized alphabetically for easy access to the types of jokes you're looking for. It would also be great for teachers who want to lighten up material.
Reviewer: Big Sur Enthusiast
Rating: 3.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Just ok. Not all jokes appropriate for kids.
Review: I wanted to use this with kids, but you have to pick and choose. I wouldnât hand over the whole book. Some seem inappropriate or mean spirited. I was looking for just plain corny. (It has those too.)
Reviewer: Ann
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Good wholesome joke book.
Review: This book is great. Many of the jokes are classics that have been around forever. Others are new to me or ones I have never heard. I like that the print is big and very easy to read. Jokes are in categories so if you want a joke about a certain subject, just look at the contents. There are 58 categories and 800 jokes. There are 480 pages and the cover is very eye catching. Jokes are clean and wholesome. Appropriate for any age. I got this book for my grandson for Christmas. He is at the age where kids like to tell jokes.
Reviewer: W.Dean
Rating: 2.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Lame, but not hilarious
Review: This book is for someone who never read a jokebook.
Reviewer: Dawn White
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Exactly as described
Review: Bought for my Mom who loves to tell a bad joke. She has enjoyed the book and it has made her giggle. Exactly what I bought it for.