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Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
 
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. 
 
“I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious.
 
So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.  

And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.

With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

From the Publisher

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Clarkson Potter; 29571st edition (November 13, 2012)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 160 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0385345224
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0385345224
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.3 pounds
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 7.33 x 0.65 x 9.3 inches
Reviewer: Jennifer Marks
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: So funny
Review: I found out about this book through my daughter who found it through one of her guy friends. It is absolutely hilarious!! If you have a friend who is out there and loves unique gifts, this would be a great gift. Great conversational piece for your book shelf as well. Not only is this a good parody, the recipes in the book look great too.

Reviewer: Wendy Davis
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: One of my favorite cookbooks!
Review: This is a great and hilarious cookbook! A taudry tale along with some flavorful recipes. If you're a Fifty shades fan and enjoy cooking you absolutely Must have this in your collection!

Reviewer: Maria Kenan
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Great title and a funny play on words
Review: The recipes are varied and tasty. They are bound to please all. I bought TWO of the books.

Reviewer: Val
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Fun!
Review: As other reviews mentioned, this makes a great gift. It was the star of my white elephant! The recipes look really good too.

Reviewer: Jennifer
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Fun cookbook!
Review: I bought this as a gift and haven't made any of the recipes but the book came in great condition and the recipes are fun and look good

Reviewer: C. Barrigan
Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Delicious, decadence and . . .
Review: I have made a couple of the recipes in this book so far and they have all been incredibly delicious. I am struck by the amount of recipes that do not ask me to go buy lots of strange ingredients that I don't already have (or aren't usually on my shopping list) and meet the picky eating habits of my household. These relatively simple dishes taste like special occasion food and are easy to prepare from the directions. I haven't roasted many whole chickens in my life, but there are so many enticing and accomplishable recipes here that it may become a staple in our culinary repertoire.Each dish is separated and sometimes preceded with a piece of parodical writing recasting the characters from "Fifty Shades of Grey" as a chef and his ingredient. Occasionally, the parallels take the already sensual act of cooking to a heightened erotic place that is sometimes appropriate and other-times awkwardly reaching. Perhaps the concept of the Chef literally consuming Ms. Hen at the end of each cooking episode is the most apt interpretation of the original source material, but I still find it hard to think about the raw chicken's ecstasy at being roasted as I slide it into my oven.

Reviewer: Richard W.
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Funny cookbook
Review: We tried some of the recipes and they were quite good in spite of the parody in the name

Reviewer: rob
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Great cookbook with hilarious pictures
Review: Hilarious pictures. Got this as a gift for my dad for Christmas.Yes a cook, these are real chicken recipes. They have funny names and pictures. A++I think this was my favorite gift I gifted this year

Reviewer: Cindy
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: Ideal fun present for a friend who enjoys cooking chicken

Reviewer: Jessica Svensson
Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: Helt ok kokbok. Kul present med en hel del bra recept

Reviewer: Shelman
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: This book makes me laugh every time I open it to look for a recipe. I have tried 5 so far and they are all fantastic. Some really simple and some a little more complex, but overall, with ingredients that are readily available. I would recommend this book to anyone. It's a great gift to any home. I plan to buy three more for my adult children. You won't regret buying this. Thank you for putting together such a wonderful cookbook. 😊

Reviewer: Frederike Schmitz
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: Ich habe das Buch zu einer Hochzeit verschenkt und bekomme immer wieder sehr positive Rückmeldungen (und das von einem großen Chicken-Fan!).Die Rezepte sind sehr umfassend und abwechslungsreich und das ganze Konzept ist einfach witzig - auch wenn man kein Fan der parodierten Bücherreihe ist.

Reviewer: d.emilie
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: Super bouquin offert à un ami anglais fan de poulet :)Super présentation, recettes et photos.L’avons renvoyé car avons été 2 à avoir la même idée cadeau...