2024 the best word review
Price: $3.99
(as of Dec 21, 2024 20:40:07 UTC - Details)
I say so many genius things it’s hard to keep up, even for me. When I rewatch one of my speeches or interviews, I often think, “Wow, that guy is totally right, I should write this down.” But I never do, because I can’t stop watching me.
In The Best Words, deep questions like “Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?” are alternated with practical advice for dealing with women, the media and other enemies, beautiful, simple solutions for climate change, and explanations on why I’m not Hitler and why the blacks love me so much. I even offer a few invaluable golf tips. Believe me, just by leafing through this book you’ll raise your IQ by double digits.
But what makes The Best Words even more valuable, is that for the first time I comment on my own quotations, giving you EVEN MORE deep insights into the once-in-a-humanity geniusness of my beautiful brain. Believe me, you’re going to be amazed about the things I have to say about me. And they’re all true, it’s all true, because I never lie, I can’t lie, I always tell the truth, even when I lie. So sit back and enjoy the ride: it’s about to get Trumpy!
About Donald Trump: Donald J. Trump is the 45th, 46th—RIGGED ELECTION!—and soon to be 47th President of the United States. He is a very rich billionaire and a tremendously successful businessman, statesman, commander-in-chief, philosopher, writer, actor, TV personality, scientist, historian, father, golfer, Bible salesman, and woman whisperer.
From the Publisher
ME COMMENTING ON ME: DOUBLE THE WISDOM FOR HALF THE PRICE
The Best Words is a brilliantly curated collection—curated by me—of some of my many greatest sayings. But for the first time, I am also commenting on my own greatness. What wisdoms will reveal itself when the master comments on his own wisdom? Imagine Jesus commenting on Jesus, or that Greek dude commenting on himself, or that Chinese dude. Untold riches it would have yielded. Fortunately for mankind, in this book I did what no other wise man has done before me.
Sections of the book include:
My brilliant political mind hard at workBillion dollar thoughts on business and successTremendous insights on how to deal with enemies — and womenDeep musings on all the sports I likeAmazing things I said about family and growing upRevelations about race and religion
LEARN FROM ME TO BECOME A BETTER GOLFER, WRITER, AND ANTIRACIST
ON GOLF
"For me, it's all about the hips. Just get them out of the way as fast and as hard as I can and let the arms really swing through."
I’m talking about golf here, but I use the same strategy with women. It’s all about the hips with them too. You got to get those hips out of the way as fast as you can. It’s a very simple principle but it works, it really works.
ON WRITING
"I'm the Ernest Hemingway of 140 characters."
I’m also the Tom Cruise of cameos, the Jeffrey Epstein of p*ssy grabbing, the Al Capone of real-estate development and the Julius Sezar of American politics.
ON NOT BEING RACIST
"I'm the least racist person there is anywhere in the world."
The only person I ever knew who was even less racist than me was my father. When he died I became the least racist person in the world, and when I die—which is never—my son Eric will become the least racist person in the world. (I would give it to Don Jr., but he really is pretty racist.)
GET TWO FOR THE PRICE OF TWO!
THE BEST WORDS
THE AMERICA I DESERVE
MORE ABOUT THE AMERICA I DESERVE
Donald Trump's long awaited political manifesto is now finally available!
Read about all Trump's plans when he inevitably returns to the White House and embarks on being a dictator for one day-ish.
Trump's plans include:
Saving education from the radical leftistsHardcore justice reformincluding Sub-zero tolerance of all crimeThe largest deportation in the history of the worldMaking America pure againMaking America beautiful againincluding Trumpification of all our cities
ASIN : B0CW969LCZ
Publisher : Freak Flag Publishing (June 18, 2024)
Publication date : June 18, 2024
Language : English
File size : 4311 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Screen Reader : Supported
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
X-Ray : Not Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 117 pages
Reviewer: GM-Oregon
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: very funny
Review: This was a very funny, well written book. It brings satire back front and center. Loved the conversations of Trump explaining himself. We should be able to make fun of each other without offense. Looking forward to this author expanding his reach to other politicians.
Reviewer: Reader
Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars
Title: interesting genre
Review: I found this to be an interesting genre and an original concept. However, I did not find most of it funny and thought that there are many other ways to come up with a good joke rather than taking partial quotes out of the context and distorting their meaning.
Reviewer: Taco2023
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Very Humorous and Eye-opening!
Review: Very much enjoyed the book! I could definitely see the real Trump saying the words the author wrote in connection with the actual quotes. The nonsensical, meandering of his speeches going here, there and everywhere, peppered with hilarious LOL humor! Thanks John Barron!
Reviewer: Ruffris Woodmore
Rating: 3.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Interesting Read
Review: The concept is clever, especially if you follow politics closely, but the humor didnât quite hit the mark for me. It felt more like a political statement than something truly funny. If youâre a big fan of political satire, you might get a kick out of it, but for me, it was just okay.
Reviewer: Yu
Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Funny
Review: Funny, especially after watching the debate.
Reviewer: Ak Goel
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Trump's Words, Trump's Way
Review: This book is a unique look into the mind of Donald Trump. It's filled with his characteristic bravado and self-assuredness, offering a mix of his famous quotes and his commentary on them. It's certainly an entertaining read, and whether you agree with him or not, it provides a glimpse into his perspective on a wide range of topics.
Reviewer: Kevin
Rating: 3.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Okay at best
Review: If you manage to overlook the blatant political agenda and focus solely on the humor, "The Best Words" is mediocre at best. However, if you're a political junkie, expect to either love it or hate it. Democrats will probably be overjoyed with yet another tedious, unimaginative bash on President Trump. Meanwhile, if you're conservative, prepare to be thoroughly apoplectic, with utter disdain for the book, its author, publisher, and anyone remotely connected to them.
Reviewer: BOROVYK LIUDMYLA
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: A Surreal and Hilarious Look into Trump's Mind
Review: "The Best Words" is a brilliantly absurd collection of Donald Trumpâs most outrageous quotes, enhanced by witty self-commentary from his alter ego, John Barron. The author expertly captures Trumpâs meandering speech patterns, blending real quotes with humorous insights that are as entertaining as they are surreal.Trumpâs rhetoric Whether you're a fan or a critic, this book offers a unique and laugh-out-loud perspective on. Itâs a pocket-sized dose of his most provocative statements, making it a bizarre yet fascinating read for anyone curious about his thought process.
Reviewer: Valeria
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title:
Review: Interesting book