Price: $18
(as of Dec 12, 2024 12:13:08 UTC - Details)

Snow Globe Sweaters

Comfort and Joy

As joyous a season as Christmas is, there is one cold, hard fact that every woman has on the tip of her…brain. It’s also Nipmas season. Icicle lights are festive; icicle headlights are a problem and potential hazard for anyone at chest level. Thankfully, a sensible solution has been invented to bring comfort and joy to all those frosty ornaments this winter…Snow Globe Sweaters!

These knit hooter heaters keep Dasher and Dancer warm and comfy, instead of ready for a long winter’s nip. If you’ve ever experienced T.H.O.s so extreme that you could hang wreaths from your boobs, you’ll love our handmade Snow Globe Sweaters.

Hooter Hats as Stocking Stuffers? Yes, Please!

When Santa Claus comes to town, all the lucky ladies on his naughty and nice lists will be busting with gratitude if they receive their very own set of Snow Globe Sweaters. This funny holiday gag gift for women is sure to be a hysterical hit for any festive occasion. Wrap up this hilarious present as a hostess gift, stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or White Elephant gift exchange idea.

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SANTA HATS FOR YOUR HOOTERS – It’s time we keep those snow globes safe against cold, brisk winds. Snow Globe Sweaters will have your ornaments nestled tight all winter long.
KNIT TO BE A CHRISTMAS HIT – What Christmas morning is complete without a handmade gift? Instead of giving her another boring ear warmer, this silly stocking stuffer for ladies will have everyone laughing
CLASSIC STOCKING CAP DESIGN – The twin elves are going to look stylish in these classically-designed, red knit caps which feature adorable white puffs for some added holiday pizzazz.
FABULOUSLY WEIRD CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR WOMEN – Snow Globe Sweaters are Santa’s most popular request from ladies on the Naughty and Nice Lists. Answer her Christmas wish with this hilarious gag gift for women, and she’ll be in the mood to share some comfort and joy with you!
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Reviewer: Tonya Reyes
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Stupid but fun
Review: They now just sit on top of mini snowman, Santa decor during the holidays lol but still fun cuz I know where they come from

Reviewer: Justin Bellinger
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Great product
Review: I have a friend with enormously long nips. She loves these just wishes they were made in different sizes.

Reviewer: Adam Pasciak
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: great transaction
Review: grandma loved them

Reviewer: Kristyn P
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Customer service is on point!
Review: Purchased these on accident while looking for gag gifts. Spoke with them immediately after I got a random confirmation email and they told me to keep them and not worry about sending them back, and offered a full refund.They were quite hilarious, but the best part was the customer service!

Reviewer: Lisa A.
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: What a hoot!!!!!
Review: This was the best practical joke I have ever given. My sister cried when I gave it to her.

Reviewer: Aaron Brawner
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: My wife no longer complains that she's cold
Review: My wife no longer complains that she's cold

Reviewer: Matthew Tishma
Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Good embarrassing stocking stuffer
Review: Wife thought it was funny, that’s why I bought them so 5 stars

Reviewer: RHJDel
Rating: 2.0 out of 5 stars
Title: Decent Novelty
Review: But just that. Novelty. Not even a tip of potential actual use and I get damn cold a lot.